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$22 Slab of Kristapsons smoked salmon (you’re lucky I love you), jammy egg on a bed of sour cream and the Trader Joe’s chili oil I smuggled into Canada. EVOO, Rosemary & caramelized onion Focaccia (dipped in even more oil stupid) GREENS of radicchio, cucumber, shredded beets and green grapes. Salted with some rice vinegar. Date syrup for sweetness. Paired with 3-4 glasses of Organic Chardonnay. Okay. 5. Bite me.
Then I ran to work and the real rec is to QUIT YOUR JOBS!!!! Fuck the corporate world. Do not ever take orders. Do not ever have a rehearsal dinner and fuck a wedding photographer!!!! Be impromptu. Call that neighbor a raggedy slut. Spit on your hand and lick it back off. Be a Free Bird. For me. Be as free as spending an embarrassing amount of money on dinner for 1. Be as free as not quitting your job today even though you really, really, really felt like it.
Jun 7, 2025
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It’s the perfect time to recipe test. I am not a chef by any means, but this is what i’m talking about when I tell people to “sh*t on the company dime”.
take a moment to yourself and cooking a hot meal in the middle of the work day. I’m talking a full 1.5-2 hrs to meal prep some shit and make a gourmet af meal. You know why? You DESERVE it. Like sorry I was 5 mins late to an unnecessary meeting I was NOURISHING myself with a burger with american cheese! highly recommend.
Mar 28, 2024
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Not to feign poverty, or as the less articulate call it “cosplaying poor“, but why would I spend 30 dollars on a entree im gonna pick at when I can scarf a grilled cheese on the corner of Roebling and Broadway.
Just got my resy notification. Facing the idea that I will have to eat something in order to not appear like an admirer of Cassie from ‘Skins’. Especially because he’s seen me puke my gin martini on myself at Clandestino because I didn’t eat dinner. Feeling disgusting and glutenous already.
Need a cocktail.
Jan 24, 2024
i just made the most delightful scrumptious dinner. get this - asiago bagel, toasted, duh. cream cheese. gingerly, delicately placed spinach, and then smoked salmon on top, sprinkled with pepper. the whole process of making my meal, i was mindful, i was excited about it, i took my time. and you know what - i tasted the love. i can tell it was made with the purpose of nourishing my body, being delicious, and being love-filled, obviously. thank you, me :')
Aug 19, 2024
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Bout to miss my brunch reservation because my Friend is still sleeping after her soirée. Am I even upset? Do I go alone? Pull a Carrie Bradshaw? Who knows. The world is my oyster...
Surprise. She awoke and we shared a spanakopita. Mini mimosas provided for the princesses. Free. of. charge. Then, chance run in with an ex lover as he replenished barbecue fuel for his “casa migos kegger”. Talk about the world being your oyster
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Because it fucking feels good. And I went to a garden party and raved in some horse stables. And hiked up mount royale with my boy and fifty pound speaker for the sunrise. Personally, loved the height of the trees. He loved the manmade skyline. Let: “What if we’re complete opposites?” slip. Might have blown it. Might have enhanced it. I don’t care it was all too beautiful.
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You Guys.. is this app for weirdos? Everyone on my home page is kinda fucking weird. Can someone let me knowwww?
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