why wouldn’t you have sugar cubes on hand???? drop them in your tea, your coffee, put them in your mouth…helloooo. your quality of life will improve ten-fold.
I don't care if they call it widdlebabythimble or whatever. I just don't think three baseball-sized scoops should be called a 'Small'. How can anyone tolerate that much sugar and dairy?!?
They'll be sorry they parked their cart in the middle of the pasta aisle that also has pasta sauce at the other end of it. They'll feel a cold, godless sick when they think about what they could have done differently--how it all could have gone differently--or at least be confused for the rest of the day, about why your body popped into all those ribbons at the kroger.