Uh, I mean, your rent. We all know its a scam that perpetuates inequality (after all there's a reason we've maintained the feudal title). But it's also the 1st of the month, and I figured I'd remind everyone before you get in trouble (and therefore confront even more inequality)
Donβt get me wrong, I love a debaucherous night on the town into the early hours of a new day but I also love being home, face washed, teeth brushed, pjs on, in bed before midnight. I spent enough dollars, I drank enough, my social battery was used an appropriate amount, and now its time for me to reward myself for a job well done and to return to my habitat
