One of my most treasured possessions is my bear skull. Most fanged skulls will run you about $100, but you can find some pretty good replicas like this bear skull for $50. Or real skulls of less dangerous animals, like this bobcat for $27 or this badger for $45 or this coyote for $42. If you have fanged-skull-cash to set on fucking fire, definitely nab this insane python skull for $140. Nothing looks chicer on a dinner table (or the floor where you are eating dinner) than the dripping wax of tapered candles and the falling petals of fresh flowers and a spooky little collection of fanged skulls. Go off, witchy mommy! Take me to bed and then take my soul with your dark spells! And sure, whatever, yeah. Maybe some PETA girlies out there might try to cancel me for supporting taxidermy. But greater women than they have tried and failed to bring me down. Fanged skulls will not be how I go. Especially when my bear skull is only one of my horcruxes and I still have six other left out there.
