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One of my most treasured possessions is my bear skull. Most fanged skulls will run you about $100, but you can find some pretty good replicas like this bear skull for $50. Or real skulls of less dangerous animals, like this bobcat for $27 or this badger for $45 or this coyote for $42. If you have fanged-skull-cash to set on fucking fire, definitely nab this insane python skull for $140. Nothing looks chicer on a dinner table (or the floor where you are eating dinner) than the dripping wax of tapered candles and the falling petals of fresh flowers and a spooky little collection of fanged skulls. Go off, witchy mommy! Take me to bed and then take my soul with your dark spells! And sure, whatever, yeah. Maybe some PETA girlies out there might try to cancel me for supporting taxidermy. But greater women than they have tried and failed to bring me down. Fanged skulls will not be how I go. Especially when my bear skull is only one of my horcruxes and I still have six other left out there.
Jun 22, 2023
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i bought some pretty convincing fangs for too much money a couple years ago & halloween is the perfect opportunity to wear themā¦ā¦ā¦.. so far iāve done vampire & vampire so i donāt want to do vampire again even if my haircut is basically exactly alice cullenās right now. was thinking maybe a gargoyle or a wolpertinger (pictured) but suggestions so welcome
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Ever heard of it?! You need it more than you think you do! Start with spools of 1.5 inch ādouble-facedā satin (Iāve linked my favorite Amazon brand) in the specific colors of: black, crimson, turquoise, goldenrod/marigold, and sort of a icy, slate-gray, periwinkle blue. A deep, wine-red burgundy in .5 inch velvet and an Easter-y, baby pink (or blue or yellow or lilac!) in .25 inch satin will also come in surprisingly handy. Use for beautifying hairstyles, presents, and bouquets of all kinds. Giving someone a single flower is made a thousand times fancier just by tying a bow on it.
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When I finally got on antidepressants and stopped self-medicating my depression with an life-consuming addiction to amphetamines, I bought, like, 200 bottles of perfume. It wasnāt that before I got on proper medication, I couldnāt smell. It was just that when I was in the thick my depression, smelling something lovely just didnāt bring me any joy. It was too slight a pleasureālike listening to rain or baking cakesāto affect me. The only way I was able to afford 200 bottles of perfume was Dossier. They make dupes of iconic scents at price points of $29, $39 and $49. Their candles are great, too! My favorites are the Diptyque Do Son dupe, the Baccarat Rouge 540 dupe, the Love, Donāt Be Shy dupe (itās Rihannaās signature scent!) and, since I live in Florida now, I also love the Le Labo Santal 33 dupe because people chase me down the street to ask me what it is. Itās so sweet and heartwarming watching Floridians smell Santal 33 for the first time. But obviously I wouldnāt be caught dead wearing that perfume back in New York. Being seen as an offbeat and eccentric weird is too essential my fragile sense of self.
Jun 22, 2023
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Iām saving about $2,000 a year on buying my press-on nails from Etsy instead of getting them professionally done anymore. Let that number sink in. And Iām having so much more fun this way, too! Some women have knitting. Others scrapbook. The hobby that enriches my silly little life with arts and crafts is gluing the most beautifully painted bits of plastic onto my fingertips. Iād suggest you buy two sets in the same sizes so that if one nail falls off, you can replace it. Two sets of the same design will create a manicure that lasts just under a monthāI shit you fucking not. And hereās the kicker! After you decide to take them off you can still use them again someday. To sand off the dried glue from previously worn nail sets, youāll need this $10 electric nail file from Amazon. I also like to organize my nail sets in this clear, $8 bead organizer, also from Amazon, so get that, too. To find great nail sets just type into the search bar on Etsy āpress on nailsā¦ā and then whatever else youāre looking for. āPress on nails y2k.ā āPress on nails French tip.ā āPress on nails floralā¦ā Etc.
Jun 22, 2023