“Dreamt that I was sitting in the audience of a fashion show and Sarah Jessica Parker told me I had really good hair and asked me and Miranda Kerr to style this model’s hair. Miranda blow dried it and the model said she didn’t like it— she had curly hair. I went on a long epic search for a dry oil then just an oil then realized I could just give her a teensy bit of weleda skin food. Told her to get it really warm/emulsified in her hands and then massage it into ends. She loved it”
“I had to write a check and bring it somewhere but on the way somehow I got caught up talking to Hailey Baldwin who brought me into the Kardashians’ home and I hung out in Kendall Jenner’s room and she did back pain yoga with me. Then on my way into the place where I had to bring the check a random group of people were photographing me. One woman in the group said something about my jiggly ass and I told her to not sexually harass strangers. I realized sometime between when I walked in the first set of doors in the building and the second that I lost everything I had in my hands”
“Dream where I was trapped in video game where only gameplay was qtes
Rhys Darby was a sexy evil vampire in an ancient library
Edward Cullen was good vampire detective
I kept failing qtes”