got a cheeky non binary/gender non conforming friend but the use of queen or king is deeply imbedded in your mind? perhaps go off monarch ? slay my liege ?
the sexiest, sluttiest beatle. would defo situationshipzone you but give u mixed signals by kissing your forehead and bringing you a coffee and cigarette in bed every morning. also complained a lot - heavily relatable.
dumb shitposty playlists exist as midpage doodles inbetween deeper declarations of love and/or yearning. you don't want anyone to read it of course but you kind of also do.
