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reminiscing the good old days where you could kill royalty without any repercussions and have fucking sick names like walter tyrell
Feb 24, 2024
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got a cheeky non binary/gender non conforming friend but the use of queen or king is deeply imbedded in your mind? perhaps go off monarch ? slay my liege ?
Feb 1, 2025
jk I remain a loyal squire to my liege, imhellastupid
and taterhole ’s astronomical rise is simply undeniable.
Apr 19, 2024
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new glitch just dropped
Feb 6, 2024
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your boss appears on screen and says “walk with me.” he shows you the new outdoor signs. >“wow they look great!”< / “have they ever seen a spirit level?” +5 points! you remembered he has low self esteem! he says “move every plant pot an inch to the left please, it should take all morning.” “I’d love nothing more” / >“absolutely”< he is now out of periferal. >stand and entertain this task for all of 5 minutes< / leave immediately. great choice! time wasted is time wasted after all! treat yourself. >piss around on the scissor lift< / stand alone in the overflow car park
Mar 23, 2024
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in there quick. starting off strong. we’re here for the origin story, old testament kinda stuff.
Feb 22, 2024
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humbling but necessary, and perhaps everyone down the street is thinking wow look at that girl go she knows what she wants and isn’t afraid of any potential embarrassment.
Feb 24, 2024