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My ex showed me this excellent reality tv show from 2007. In the show, 8 nerdy guys receive training from a master pickup artist (named Mystery), then implement their training in a series of field tests, where they go to bars and try and hit on real women. You can watch it via the link below.
https://rumble.com/c/c-1660892
https://rumble.com/c/c-1660892
Feb 7, 2024
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Even though I am a certified Bravo Boyā¢, I do have a soft spot in my heart for MTVās reality programs. My best buds and I have spent hundreds, if not thousands, of hours watching the Real World, the even better spin-off The Challenge, and of course, Are You The One. The show is basically about a bunch of young, hot people who all āsuck at relationshipsā and are trying to find their Perfect Match: another contestant on the show, predetermined by the producers but unknown amongst themselves, who is meant to be their ideal romantic partner. Iām in it for the shitty laser effects, the snarky host Ryan Devlin, and of course, the never-ending drama. If youāre in need of a mental vacation, check out the first two seasons streaming on Netflix now.
Dec 8, 2020
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Now if you're a metrosexual like me then you, like most metrosexuals, will find yourself often in precarious situations. Today I'll teach you how to watch and conversate about Love Island and other 3rd date necessitated Trash TV with a potential romantic attraction while showcasing that you are indeed straight.
It's important to disarm yourself immediately of any insecurities, try first:
"yea that's a pretty big bulge he has, but I've seen bigger on my friends in the locker room cuddle sessions"
This will signal to your prospective partner that you have a sense of humor and that you've explored the entire range of male girth, from an aesthetic position that is.
Now that these basic boundaries are set we can move on. When you see the first beaitiful woman on screen proclaim "oh my Baba Yaga momma I'm deeply entrenched in her in a hetero way."
This is what we, in the metroscene, call an "artful employment of tension and jealousy through the lack of validation."
By indicating that you would copulate with the virtual celebrity, your prospective partner will see you as a high value target, capable of seducing cougar moms and swooning e-girls alike.
It's at this point that you're ready to make your move, turn to look at them, stare deeply at them for at least four seconds of silence and finally say "I see God in your eyes"
Congratulations you are now betrothed
Jan 26, 2024
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There are two seasons on Hulu and then a channel on Pluto tv that plays all 40 seasons on repeat, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. You can tune in whenever and probably the same exact thing will be happening: people throwing themselves into the water off of really high platforms or rolling around in the dirt at the behest of a very blasĆ© former bmx professional, then getting really drunk and screaming at each other at night. There are women accusing each other of not having their head in the game and one really handsome guy who is probably evil. There is a man whose legal name is John who everyone calls bananas. The same people come back season after season, sometimes theyāre enemies or friends or in love. Itās very stupid. I am entranced.
Jan 27, 2025
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I was visiting my friend genius in Cobble Hill. I needed a quick bite to eat, and I didnt want to spend a lot of time or money of lunch. I am broke and busy! I walked past this place and knew immediately that it was what I was craving! I ordered a chicken pita, a coffee, and a baklava. Everything was delicious. I want to try the meat pie but I wasn't hungry enough this time. Next time I visit Mitch I will try the meat pie. I hope everyone reading this is having a great Tuesday.
Jan 30, 2024
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Iād never been to montana but Iām on tour and I drove here. it is so beautiful and I had the best steak for dinner at lolo creek steakhouse. Today I am going to hot springs in like 30 minutes
Nov 2, 2023
Iām a longtime fan of Porches. Iāve seen at least 10 Porches shows. I got to open for Porches once and Iāve become friends with many current and former Porches band members over the years. I know the Porches full discography pretty well and I think that this song, along with the full band live performance of it is Porchesā magnum opus. Exciting stuff for a Porches super fan like myself.
Dec 30, 2024