Feb 7, 2024
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Working in retail and coming up with harmless but insane fabrications about myself to tell customers is the highlight of any shift. “Yes I am an up and coming race car driver” or ”actually yeah I ran a marathon just the other day” or “I used to be married in a past life”. Literally nonsense that has no impact but feels so fun for some reason. Big fan!
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May 4, 2024
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When I'm in line at the Erewhon tonic bar purchasing the new 'Frankie's Malibu Mango Smoothie' for $19; I already feel really good about myself. Getting noticed by a fan and being asked to take a picture really elevates that experience. That iPhone camera sound cementing my celebrity status in front of all of these LA influencer wannabes. My bros stole about 5 smoothies that same day.
Jun 26, 2023
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I wore my work clothes (shirt, tie, sport coat, nice pants & shoes) to Panera Bread three weeks ago and the cashier said I was "so very handsome" and I've been thinking about that ever since.
P.S. if you are the beautiful panera bread woman please let me give you my phone number
May 7, 2024
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If the boss didn’t want me to do it, he shouldn’t have given it such a cool name
Mar 12, 2024
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millennials had one thing right & that thing was american spirit blues. the perfect cigarette. takes 10,000 hours to smoke and gives you the zoomies while simultaneously making you want to throw up + shit your pants. extremely problematic logo that we’ve all chosen to spare in the culture wars due to otherwise consistent brand excellence. official sponsor of The Indie Sleeze Revival (if that’s still a thing)
Jan 18, 2024