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Working in retail and coming up with harmless but insane fabrications about myself to tell customers is the highlight of any shift. “Yes I am an up and coming race car driver” or ”actually yeah I ran a marathon just the other day” or “I used to be married in a past life”. Literally nonsense that has no impact but feels so fun for some reason. Big fan!
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May 4, 2024
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Telling everyone I’m the Princess Diana of this fast-casual texmex chain
Feb 7, 2024
Everyone assumes I'm much younger than I am, so what do I do when I find someone's treating me like a teenager? I lie & tell them I'm 10 years older than I actually am or sometimes that I have a son named Carlitos- this one I use ONLY when the other person starts talking about their own kids- to relate to them ya know? The look on their faces is worth the sin I'm committing & it often earns me respect in an otherwise uncomfy situation.
Sep 19, 2024
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I’m always doing this to my workmates who now think I’m obsessed with them but it’s so fun! Format is, gasp, say their name and then a stupid little line.. favourites are:
“As I live and breathe”
“There she is”
“Oh thank GOD”
“as a lay dying”
“An apparition!!”
“Where have you BEEEN baby”
May 23, 2024
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Recently been boppin to some bossa nova while I study. I am unstoppably chill and cool. bless your ears and listen to Gilberto Gil‘s song “Aos Pés da Cruz”
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Apr 26, 2024
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Not a big drinker usually but nothing more fun on a date night than getting a fancy or fruity cocktail. I can never go past a Piña Colada. Why not?
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Apr 25, 2024