Don’t share that thing. It may be funny and juicy and crazy but just don’t share it. Some people lie about stuff, so it’s best to just keep your mouth shut.
Today I saw a puppy in red boots. My goddamn cat has watched me put on boots for 10 years straight and yet she has never shown the initiative to put on boots of her own.
Realizing I only ever liked "minimalwave" because I was in the bleakest depression of my life. Time to shed this tired flesh and dance to happy robot songs once again.
