make shit up. be obvious about it. have non-conversations. don’t make any sense. people will either go along with it or call you out. a telltale sign to see who’s fun and who’s boring.
Instead of askingthem how they’re doing, ask them questions like people ask here, about books or music or movies. A cashier once asked me what was the largest animal I could beat in a fight, if you want to get silly with it And if they ask you a question about yourself, make up a different lie every time
I find that the best course of action is to just be so socially inept that it's painful to talk to you. Don't talk in the silences, make faces that don't match the expected reaction, be negative, or be doing something else on the side to really nail in that you aren't interested. It's avoidant but it does the trick.
especially when its regarding a question about myself… i love to know how they perceive me... like the little trickster creature i am... cause there is a right and wrong answer…
