I’ve only done a couple so far and I’ve gone back and re-read them (realizing I was high and am no Pauline Kael) only to instantly notice they are somewhat cringe and definitely not well-written…but hey, fuck it. I love cinema, folks! Follow me! Let’s talk FILM.
-Don’t get wifi on planes
-Look up from phone on bridges/around bodies of water
-Headphones actively taken out when there are buskers, street performers, preachers
-Phone fully powered off during movies
-Phone stays in pocket at concert
-Exchange phone number with a crush instead of Instagram
-No more than 2 cameras on a person blowing their bday candles out
-If you have find my friends only use it for emergencies No problem with cyborg behavior tho if you’re owning it
