Annoyed about having to hold your empty alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage at a standing-room event? Tuck that sucker between your feet. If someone comes towards you, just angle them away from the empty can using a step forward with the hind leg. clap freely mes amis
It’s like a magical hack in social outings… anytime there‘s an awkward lull in conversations, or you want to reaffirm the people youre talking to like you. At any point you can reach into your pocket, pull out a digital cold one and just fjckcdjf do some tricks with it.
Oh man I could talk about Lucinda Williams for a while. Most I think were turned onto her from Car Wheels On A Gravel Road (an equally good if not superior record). That said… you want gut-wrenching? You want country croon that’ll tear on your six string heart? You got it with S.O.W. Favourites: Six Blocks Away, He Never Got Enough Love, Sweet Old World, Pineola, Sidewalks of the City.
Cruisin into the weekend w the following: - Sausage Farmer’s Wrap (no cheese)
- Extra Hashbrown
- Maple Dip Donut
- Med. Iced Coffee (feat da syrup needed a pick me up) Horton’s Postscript: new 60th anniversary donuts dropped last month, been enjoying the cinnamon twist and blueberry fritter, yet to brave the dutchie.