Why do the hottest people always approach me whenever I’m at my GRIMIEST. Literally when I’m all dolled up I get NOTHING. The second I’m busted as fuck they flock to me. GOD WHY.
and don’t make a huge fuss over them or offer to buy them a shot to celebrate their good looks. it’s such a disarming compliment that gets right to the root of the matter and makes you look and sound confident.