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my favourite account of all time. Libidinal hot takes and celebrity birthdays. Running list of celebs BOTD along with a quick rundown of any notable or horny trivia. BLAB is a cinephile with an immaculate sense of taste and humour, a holy trinity rarer than you might think. I often watch whatever film he’s recommending in the birthday posts and I’m never disappointed.
Mar 11, 2024
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every dang day. i love those women
Apr 15, 2024
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I love people who love food. They are the best kind of people. While I’ve known of Eric Wareheim for years as the comedian and actor, I’m late to the game on his foodie life documented spectacularly on his instagram. He posts a lot which is something I’d find annoying were it any other content. But I love his food and wine photos and unpretentious reviews. I also love his wine! Las Jaras! He’s done something that I really want to do: intercept his entertainment world and his food world. And he’s done it so masterfully! God he’s cool. Not to mention his absolutely stunning, chic, chef/model wife Madi Borbely. This couple is living my dream. I bet they smell good and never fight.
Sep 1, 2023
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If there are two things my work is nothing without, they are my Newspapers.com subscription and my extensive collection of what I like to refer to as “pile of shit celebrity biographies.” There are a number of basic qualities that you should look for if you want to build a museum-worthy library of gossip: low print run , publishers you’ve never heard of, a relationship to The National Enquirer, and 20 point type. These books are usually written by deranged fans , disgruntled former associates , or alienated family members, and they are often accompanied by CDs that you will never listen to. Be careful not to get duped by the self-published literature that comes out in the immediate aftermath of a celebrity death: these books are often less than 20 pages long, and you are going to be disappointed! I’ve been had by these unscrupulous death scammers more than once and it always gives me a laugh, but beware the novice collector.
Feb 28, 2023
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Working up to integrating this into my banter so much more stirring than saying “bummed”
Feb 21, 2024
I recently converted to cosmic crisps 🍎 and wanted to see how they stack up against their lesser apple kin. appleratings.com doesn’t mince words or suffer a fool lightly. The range is breathtaking with lower rated apples described as “Long Island Sand Filled Condom” or “teeth shattering odyssey.” EVERYONES A CRITIC— but few pull it off with the authority and ferocity of applerankings.com 🍏
May 7, 2025