the online shopping epidemic must end you must stroll the aisles of bed bath and beyond for a new electric toothbrush and speak with eric, the general manager and you must go to the frozen yogurt shop on a whim next door and politely nod and smile when the older lady next to you tells you that she only comes here on thursdays because you get 50 cents off if you show military id and that strawberry is just her favorite flavor, she canβt get enough of the stuff