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the online shopping epidemic must end you must stroll the aisles of bed bath and beyond for a new electric toothbrush and speak with eric, the general manager and you must go to the frozen yogurt shop on a whim next door and politely nod and smile when the older lady next to you tells you that she only comes here on thursdays because you get 50 cents off if you show military id and that strawberry is just her favorite flavor, she can’t get enough of the stuff
May 6, 2024
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the department store music playing overhead - extra points if its jazz, warm interactions with other shoppers, befriending the cashiers, finding those treasures you never would have found online, going out for coffee after your shop, feeling so pleased you can support these local businesses because they make your day that much better
Apr 27, 2024
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yesss this is my opportunity to finally buy that fancy ice cream
Mar 20, 2024
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As an anthropological study? And well spent leisure time? Listen to music + see cool things + interesting people + look at peoples carts + analyze their behaviors + buy things you don’t need but want to try out
Today they had a 2/$5 deal with the strawberry cartons. And I got protein oat milk (please don’t shoot me). i saw an old guy with tattoos all over his face and body and smiled at him and he kind of sorta smirked back. A lady tried cutting in line but I made a stank face and she apologized and pretended to not notice! And got behind me. And I got help from a Tim Cook looking clerk because the self checkout was bugging out. I don’t shoplift anymore out of fear and because I have a contract with morality! It’s Holy Week!
Mar 31, 2024
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woah out of years of curiosity i popped on an episode and i cant believe that people i know can stomach regularly listening to something that is simultaneously so evil and devoid of critical thinking, genuinely just to be a hipster contrarian that says the r word every 5 seconds
May 23, 2024
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i have severe brain root rot im repotting my brain the roots are very slimy and its not looking good but i think i can save it
May 5, 2024
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my GOD does it do the trick
May 10, 2024