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so i work a pretty little customer service job right… this man goes “your name is wrong. it’s supposed to be m-a-y-a. where are you from?”
huh???
welcome to the interrogation station goddamn. like my mom didn’t know i would suffer be nice
Apr 1, 2024
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Had to tell the receptionist my date of birth “2005” and was met with “sorry was that 1995 or 55?”
NINETEEN FIFTY FIVE!??
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you’ll be greeted by a 58 year old man with 5 ear piercings. his name is Roland.
he’ll mishear your extremely common name
Apr 23, 2024
I obviously didn’t. The people were so nice. the front desk girl at the gym I went to thought I was Italian so she kept speaking to me in that language the remainder of my stay. I never corrected her. I wanted a friend 😂
Apr 18, 2024
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i have a crush in all my school spaces, in my hobbies, and at work. keeps you busy and yondering tastefully. never allow yourself just one crush thats quite mean!!
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guys i live with this girl (love her) but she uses a robe for the post shower routine… i have never indulged like i do now after purchasing a robe
p.s. the fluffier the better
Apr 1, 2024
these shoes have changed me. seriously, they are the comfiest things i own.
i think they are made to be nursing shoes or kitchen shoes so that explains it
size range is small asf so proceed with caution
ALSO they run huge like MASSIVE (i’m a size 8 and fit best into a 5) so also try them on in person first teehee
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