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FLU VOICE SO BAD YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR A 70 YEAR OLD ON THE PHONE
Had to tell the receptionist my date of birth “2005” and was met with “sorry was that 1995 or 55?” NINETEEN FIFTY FIVE!??
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@choc_orange
Apr 23, 2025
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