so i work a pretty little customer service job right… this man goes “your name is wrong. it’s supposed to be m-a-y-a. where are you from?”
huh???
welcome to the interrogation station goddamn. like my mom didn’t know i would suffer be nice
I was at a bar and I asked a guy how old he thought I was (mistake) and he began his sentence with “it’s not that you look weathered...” and honestly I blacked out after that
