For all those who were once unmonitored children, slobbering on spoonfuls of Nutella until you looked like a St Bernard who just discovered a fresh pile of deer shit. Now you’re grown. Now you know what a seed oil is but not why. Now Nutella is a distant but visceral memory, accessed only through the delightful but not entirely fulfilling crunch of Dry Roasted and Unsalted Hazelnuts.
IN:
• chewing with your mouth closed
• dying just your bangs a funky color
• unmasking for good
• fupas
• sunscreen every day! even if you’re inside! sun comes thru windows, people!
• capri sun OUT:
• skincare from TJ Maxx
• cantaloupe
• coachella
• moving out of the way for men on the sidewalk
• ankle socks
• saying “i don’t know who needs to hear this” at the beginning of your video
• feeling guilty when you tell someone “no”
• pickles that are flaccid
