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i definitely stole this banter from somewhere i can’t for the life of me remember where, but i see a lot of people using the ‘…i don’t even know her’ bit and feel like we should retire it and switch to this. example convo them: this morning i got Toothbrush Fur caught in my teeth you: i used to play bass in highschool for Toothbrush Fur
Apr 19, 2024

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i’m from northern alabama, and i’m not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. it’s so brutal. another one is “you think you’re shit on a stick, but you’re just a fart on a splinter!” there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just don’t make sayings like they used to.
Dec 10, 2024
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I’m not sure if this is a phrase I spun up or heard it somewhere in passing. Its very useful when conveying a distain for someone’s taste.
Mar 10, 2025
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Working up to integrating this into my banter so much more stirring than saying “bummed”
Feb 21, 2024

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what about if you were the guy who photoshops himself into famous movie scenes every saturday 5pm before finishing work for the week, with the central conceit being youre going for a pint? how fun and whimsical!!
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ANTI-REREC: i used to set my alarm to lord of the rings score or legend of zelda OST when i was in school and my brain now associates those songs with waking up/school/bad vibes. KEEP ANXIETY AND PANIC WHERE IT SHOULD BE
It is the ideal way to do it. Instant serotonin boost.
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