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i definitely stole this banter from somewhere i canāt for the life of me remember where, but i see a lot of people using the āā¦i donāt even know herā bit and feel like we should retire it and switch to this.
example convo them: this morning i got Toothbrush Fur caught in my teeth you: i used to play bass in highschool for Toothbrush Fur
example convo them: this morning i got Toothbrush Fur caught in my teeth you: i used to play bass in highschool for Toothbrush Fur
Apr 19, 2024
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āļøiām from northern alabama, and iām not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. itās so brutal.
another one is āyou think youāre shit on a stick, but youāre just a fart on a splinter!ā
there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just donāt make sayings like they used to.
there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just donāt make sayings like they used to.
Dec 10, 2024
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š©Iām not sure if this is a phrase I spun up or heard it somewhere in passing. Its very useful when conveying a distain for someoneās taste.
Mar 10, 2025
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šcan we come up with a new way to say something was wholly unexpected/beyond the imagination? iāve listed my reasons below:
1. you can basically say this phrase about anything to the point that itās no longer funny or relatable. itās rather stale and no longer invokes the feelings of surprise or shock ā itās as tacit as saying āoh thatās randomā.
2. re:staleā we* have been saying this for 5+ years**, which is basically 400 years internet-wise. we need smth new.
3. unless you actually made a bingo card for the year, idt this phrase should be uttered. if you did make a bingo card, love that for you, and iād like to see it.
4. itās just annoying to me idk. it gives millennial ābut first, coffeeā vibes.
i donāt have a replacement suggestionā iām just complaining. pls comment alternative ideas for this phrase if u have any.
thanks for coming to my ted taā *gunshot*
*yāall **i personally stopped saying this in 2021, but i kinda thought weād have smth new by now. perhaps i shouldāve been the change that i wanted to see in this world.
i donāt have a replacement suggestionā iām just complaining. pls comment alternative ideas for this phrase if u have any.
thanks for coming to my ted taā *gunshot*
*yāall **i personally stopped saying this in 2021, but i kinda thought weād have smth new by now. perhaps i shouldāve been the change that i wanted to see in this world.
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what about if you were the guy who photoshops himself into famous movie scenes every saturday 5pm before finishing work for the week, with the central conceit being youre going for a pint? how fun and whimsical!!
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ANTI-REREC: i used to set my alarm to lord of the rings score or legend of zelda OST when i was in school and my brain now associates those songs with waking up/school/bad vibes. KEEP ANXIETY AND PANIC WHERE IT SHOULD BE
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It is the ideal way to do it. Instant serotonin boost.
Apr 19, 2024
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šback of house deserve whimsy too