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can we come up with a new way to say something was wholly unexpected/beyond the imagination? iāve listed my reasons below:
1. you can basically say this phrase about anything to the point that itās no longer funny or relatable. itās rather stale and no longer invokes the feelings of surprise or shock ā itās as tacit as saying āoh thatās randomā.
2. re:staleā we* have been saying this for 5+ years**, which is basically 400 years internet-wise. we need smth new.
3. unless you actually made a bingo card for the year, idt this phrase should be uttered. if you did make a bingo card, love that for you, and iād like to see it.
4. itās just annoying to me idk. it gives millennial ābut first, coffeeā vibes.
i donāt have a replacement suggestionā iām just complaining. pls comment alternative ideas for this phrase if u have any.
thanks for coming to my ted taā *gunshot*
*yāall
**i personally stopped saying this in 2021, but i kinda thought weād have smth new by now. perhaps i shouldāve been the change that i wanted to see in this world.
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