where I got invited to a last-minute Zoom meeting with HR and was late and accidentally automatically joined on camera even though I had no pants. The HR lady was like āHey so I have something for you to do today :)ā and I thought we were going to do something fun but she told me I had been accused of PDF convenience.
When I asked her what it meant she didnāt explain and just showed me a screenshot of a joke I had made in Teams. I panicked and texted my attorney friend to ask her what it is; she was surprised that I didnāt know.
HR lady said I had to take a ten-question quiz and get every one of them right or I would be terminated on the spot.
I woke up in a sweat thinking oh my god I canāt believe Iām getting fired for PDF convenience and still halfway in a daze between dreams and reality I googled it and of course itās not a thing
Apr 22, 2024
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Wanted to let my prof know that I was missing class w/ a fever, but I canāt find it anywhere in my email šø
Not in drafts, not in sent, not in scheduled
Where did it go? Did I dream it?
Feb 18, 2025
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āDreamt that I was sitting in the audience of a fashion show and Sarah Jessica Parker told me I had really good hair and asked me and Miranda Kerr to style this modelās hair. Miranda blow dried it and the model said she didnāt like itā she had curly hair. I went on a long epic search for a dry oil then just an oil then realized I could just give her a teensy bit of weleda skin food. Told her to get it really warm/emulsified in her hands and then massage it into ends. She loved itā
āI had to write a check and bring it somewhere but on the way somehow I got caught up talking to Hailey Baldwin who brought me into the Kardashiansā home and I hung out in Kendall Jennerās room and she did back pain yoga with me. Then on my way into the place where I had to bring the check a random group of people were photographing me. One woman in the group said something about my jiggly ass and I told her to not sexually harass strangers. I realized sometime between when I walked in the first set of doors in the building and the second that I lost everything I had in my handsā
āDream where I was trapped in video game where only gameplay was qtesĀ
Rhys Darby was a sexy evil vampire in an ancient library
Edward Cullen was good vampire detectiveĀ
I kept failing qtesā
Apr 18, 2024
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I was flirting with ELON MUSK and telling him that his hair looked good (LIES)
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My dad teases me about how when I was a little kid, my favorite thing to do when I was on the landline phone with somebodyābe it a relative or one of my best friendsāwas to breathlessly describe the things that were in my bedroom so that they could have a mental picture of everything I loved and chose to surround myself with, and where I sat at that moment in time. Perfectly Imperfect reminds me of that so thanks for always listening and for sharing with me too š
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Iāve been thinking about how much of social media is centered around curating our self-image. When selfies first became popular, they were dismissed as vain and vapidāa critique often rooted in misogynyābut now, the way we craft our online selves feels more like creating monuments.
We try to signal our individuality, hoping to be seen and understood, but ironically, I think this widens the gap between how others perceive us and who we really are. Instead of fostering connection, it can invite projection and misinterpretationāpreconceived notions, prefab labels, and stereotypes. Worse, individuality has become branded and commodified, reducing our identities to products for others to consume.
On most platforms, validation often comes from how well you can curate and present your imageāselfies, aesthetic branding, and lifestyle content tend to dominate. High engagement is tied to visibility, not necessarily depth or substance. But I think spaces like PI.FYI show that thereās another way: where connection is built on shared ideas, tastes, and interests rather than surface-level content. Itās refreshing to be part of a community that values thoughts over optics.
By sharing so few images of myself, Iāve found that it gives others room to focus on my ideas and voice. When I do share an image, it feels intentionalāsomething that contributes to the story I want to tell rather than defining it. Sharing less allows me to express who I am beyond appearance.
For women, especially, sharing less can be a radical act in a world where the default is to objectify ourselves. It resists the pressure to center appearance, focusing instead on what truly matters: our thoughts, voices, and authenticity. Iāve posted a handful of pictures of myself in 2,500 posts because I care more about showing who I am than how I look.
In trying to be seen, are we making it harder for others to truly know us? Itās a question worth considering.
Dec 27, 2024