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couldn't leave if i wanted to

they kidnapped me, put me in a garbage bag, drove me 600 miles to the union square sticky's finger joint and locked me in the kitchen with a tracker in my neck that electrocutes me if i try to cross the GWB

@brendanooooo

Feb 29, 2024

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hostages

need a big group and two cars but: two teams. each team has a driver, “copilot” and 2-3 “hostages”. hostages are in the back of the car blindfolded. the cars start at the same place and have a certain amount of time to drive as far away as they can (15-20 min?). they then drop off the hostages, who take off their blindfolds, and call the other driver/copilot. you can’t use maps, but you have to explain to the driver where you are so the driver can come get you. whoever makes it back to the original starting place with the hostages wins.

@rodeoshrimp

Aug 5, 2024

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creating a hypothetical heist team out of people you know

just in case

@eyelid

Jan 29, 2024

Top Recs from @franzkafgal

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hedgefund manager

I vividly remember for my 6th grade graduation we all had to stand up in front of the parents and say what we wanted to be when we grew up, and lil ol' me took that mic and said with my whole chest, "hedgefund manager". The way there was a moment of silence before the fathers stood and applauded me, I will never forget. Got a lot of handshakes after that one. Did I know what a hedgefund manager was? Not a chance. I was brainwashed by my father. Anyways, I'm a writer now.

@franzkafgal

Apr 24, 2024

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peer pressure

my friends and i love a bit, so I was forced to approach a guy I thought was cute at the bar and buy him a drink. we got the bartender in on it (who turned out to be his friend, told me his fav drink and that he was single). We ended up chatting over paper planes for like an hour before I retreated back to my friends after we exchanged contact info. Alas nothing came of it, but either way, I've been riding the high of approaching a literal stranger in public since then and realized it wasn't as heinous an experience as I thought it would be.

@franzkafgal

May 8, 2024

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its spring!!

the sun is shining, the allergy meds are popping off, and i am once again humbled by the fact that pollen is my undoing

@franzkafgal

May 8, 2024