I vividly remember for my 6th grade graduation we all had to stand up in front of the parents and say what we wanted to be when we grew up, and lil ol' me took that mic and said with my whole chest, "hedgefund manager". The way there was a moment of silence before the fathers stood and applauded me, I will never forget. Got a lot of handshakes after that one. Did I know what a hedgefund manager was? Not a chance. I was brainwashed by my father.
Anyways, I'm a writer now.
Apr 24, 2024
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- a writer
- an actress
- a photographer
- a director
- a fashion designer
I wanted desperately to move out and had a weird dream of working in a record store
I'm a puppeteer now, which I feel encompasses a lot of what I wanted to be, working my way up to a lead position right now.
I did move out, but couldn't handle it and moved back with my dad, and I feel like I've failed to live up to my childhood dreams in a sense.
Might move out again soon if I get this lead position (pleasepleaseplease)
Mar 18, 2025
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First when I was about four I wanted to be a standup comedian, then I wanted to work with Greenpeace, then I wanted to be a novelist, then I wanted to be a Broadway star but I have literally no ability to dance, then I wanted to be a clinical psychologist.
by high school my grades were tanking because I was skipping school a lot and not turning in any work and I saw Cirque du Soleil Quidam and wanted to move to Montreal and be a circus clown despite having no athletic skill.
Then I wanted to be a hand model which is what I would tell my school guidance counselors when they would angrily ask what I was going to do with my life. Would have said a regular model but I’m short so I wanted to be realistic but now I am a hair model (not as a career) so that’s fun. I think I’ve made out pretty well for myself for a girl with no direction…
Apr 24, 2024
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because my dad was one. I had literally no other reasons! I ended up becoming a professional artist...
Apr 28, 2024
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the sun is shining, the allergy meds are popping off, and i am once again humbled by the fact that pollen is my undoing
May 8, 2024
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my friends and i love a bit, so I was forced to approach a guy I thought was cute at the bar and buy him a drink. we got the bartender in on it (who turned out to be his friend, told me his fav drink and that he was single). We ended up chatting over paper planes for like an hour before I retreated back to my friends after we exchanged contact info.
Alas nothing came of it, but either way, I've been riding the high of approaching a literal stranger in public since then and realized it wasn't as heinous an experience as I thought it would be.
May 8, 2024
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being locked in a room with an almost stranger while being forced to work together to solve riddles while someone watches you on a live feed...? absolutely not.
Apr 23, 2024