1. âDo you smell it? That smelly smell that smells⌠smellyâ
2. âDonât touch me, Iâm sterileâ
3. âOooohhhh east? I thought you said weastâ
4. (Why not) âNow, you must acquire a taste for free form jazzâ
Apr 24, 2024
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iâm from northern alabama, and iâm not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. itâs so brutal.
another one is âyou think youâre shit on a stick, but youâre just a fart on a splinter!â
there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just donât make sayings like they used to.
Dec 10, 2024
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âhug my neckâ haunts me always. lovingly. just pops in my head: a hug, but not just anywhere, hug the neck, which irl can be anywhere without question, but the invitation is always as such
âcanât speak?!â haunted me lately, popped up and startled me. so audacious. you see someone avoiding you or just making their way to speak to others and you bark out âcanât speak?!â pronounced cayn-t. and always as a 'non-plussed yet still offended' question
Mar 25, 2025
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Lately whenever the homies in shiesties pull up on my subway car and start their "showtime" routine i like to pretend to clutch my pearls and at the end turn to someone and say "what was that all about?"
Some other good whiteism you can try out on your friends and in the workplace:
"did you get your steps in?"
"theres more than one way to skin a cat!"
"im thinking of moving upstate"
"my mom is my best friend"
Apr 15, 2025
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Sometimes itâs just more comfortable than sitting on chairs
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Dec 15, 2024
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My 20s has been spent on developing myself as a grown kid outta high school becoming a young independent adult, turning 20 doesnât have to mean that a perfect life should be sorted out for you. It means that you have more independence and capacity to forge your own life, at your own pace, even if it will take until your 30s. After all, weâre all forms of ephemeral art
Apr 27, 2024