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‘hug my neck’ haunts me always. lovingly. just pops in my head: a hug, but not just anywhere, hug the neck, which irl can be anywhere without question, but the invitation is always as such
‘can’t speak?!’ haunted me lately, popped up and startled me. so audacious. you see someone avoiding you or just making their way to speak to others and you bark out ‘can’t speak?!’ pronounced cayn-t. and always as a 'non-plussed yet still offended' question
Mar 25, 2025
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i’m from northern alabama, and i’m not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. it’s so brutal.
another one is “you think you’re shit on a stick, but you’re just a fart on a splinter!”
there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just don’t make sayings like they used to.
Dec 10, 2024
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If you're going non-verbal sensitive state, and a suffering pal gets mocky belligerent to you, say "hit me or smak me now" out loud
Nov 29, 2023
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idk why but this flew out of my mouth during an intense argument with my boss at the time.
did i inherit this from my italian ancestry like was it a built in phrase that was triggered or something
Jan 25, 2024
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That's fucking funny bitch it's fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh
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fuck fourth of july
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Mar 30, 2025
if it wont jeopardize your survival fund just do it you deserve it
find an excuse that you think they’ll pity, they don’t need to know that you ‘just need a day’ if they are toxic capitalists -
Apr 14, 2025
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i say this to every inanimate object that isn’t doing what i expect it to do.
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middle ground between hoity toity annoyed bitch and genuine concern of ‘are you there?’
Mar 27, 2025