Rec | INSTIGATING

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Instigating

When I’m bored sometimes i try to convince people that all food tastes the same

@snills

Apr 25, 2024

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I am like the Michael Phelps of eating freaky, as in my body was made for it and no one is better than me at the game. Pregnant women see my cravings and shun me for being too outlandish. My weird food combinations are faster than yours, they have more money than yours, they get more bitches than yours. I’m sorry, but you sheeple have not given a single combination that goes beyond the traditional flavour pairings we have been taught to be acceptable. I guess I can understand that a lot of you are so so so White, but please, the average five year old Chinese kid has a more creative palate than you. Your so called ”weird” food combinations would cower in the face of mine. They would fold like paper in the palm of a true flavour freak.

@celine

Mar 19, 2025

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imagining the prepackaged food item you pick out of the pack is screaming for help

… because it’s scared of being taken away from their other prepackaged food item friends!!! it feels like i am damning the one i’ve chosen to their inevitable fate!!! idk whats wrong w me… idk why i do this, but im being real… im thinking it when i grab a snack… you’re probably maybe thinking it too… or maybe i am just special and a pure soul with delicate sensibilities…

@flora

Mar 12, 2024

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Intrusive thoughts

They keep things interesting amidst the monotony. For instance, instead of simply eating and enjoying your pizza, pause unnecessarily long to ponder what it would be like to chug all of the red pepper flakes.