As soon as I close my laptop - I am dumb.
I get to the bar, I have noooo idea about marketing and advertising. Politics?? No idea. Communism - is that the same as punctuation? I have NO idea where Brussels is.
When I leave work I wanna be a bombshell.
Let’s discuss the cultural significance of Leah, JaNa and Serena. I wanna DISCUSS Scheana and Ariana Madix. Let’s cackle and say words at each other. surely we can just print more money. I love your shirt. Who bleaches your hair? I’m Australian tonight.
(Yes I’m still single)