Rec | BEING DUMB

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As soon as I close my laptop - I am dumb. I get to the bar, I have noooo idea about marketing and advertising. Politics?? No idea. Communism - is that the same as punctuation? I have NO idea where Brussels is. When I leave work I wanna be a bombshell. Let’s discuss the cultural significance of Leah, JaNa and Serena. I wanna DISCUSS Scheana and Ariana Madix. Let’s cackle and say words at each other. surely we can just print more money. I love your shirt. Who bleaches your hair? I’m Australian tonight. (Yes I’m still single)

@martinmagner

Sep 18, 2024

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