1. always walk there
2. do not wait in line
3. operate in good faith // assume that person doesn’t hate you
4. vegetable or bean in every meal
5. 🧘♀️ be chill but also run really aggressively fast after your goals
6. and be yourself!!!!! Duh
May 19, 2024
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1. just don't accept the invitation. (I used to be a person who flaked almost every time. now I just don't go to things I know I won't enjoy)
2. get your bloodwork done (I put it off, now it bites me in the ass)
3. you don't have to say "sorry" as a sentence opener & you don't have to start your question with "sorry can I ask a question?" just ask. you won't come off as cocky just as confident.
4. buy it if you've been thinking about it for two weeks minimum (even better if it's been month or more)
5. sincerity, vulnerability and curiousity make life interesting. shame, embarassment and awkwardness make life miserable.
6. guilt and pleasure don't go together.
7. nature, man. touch grass, eat fruit.
8. hating someone or something is okay.
9. actually, you're not the person you are at 4 p.m. on a monday. you're the person you are at 3 a.m. on a friday.
10. don't judge. ever. like ever. absolutely never.
May 20, 2024
Don’t be afraid to be yourself. In a world full of grapefruits be a potato.
All jokes aside, being confident in who you are makes life a lot easier. I spent years running from the fact that I’m a weird little fella, but now I embrace it, and wouldn’t want to be any other way.
Mar 12, 2025
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scream in the middle of a mall and then walk away
leave the house with a glass of water
introduce yourself to strangers with an alias, and then proceed to make up a whole life story
buy a birthday cake when it’s not your birthday, and then eat it for breakfast (can be a wedding cake)
pee your pants (idk you do you)
ask a stranger for a bite of their food
swim in a snowsuit
who’s going to stop you? no one. the ball is in your court, you just gotta know how to play
Jan 31, 2025
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Shoot! Sorry I missed your call, I’m in moon mode.
Apr 20, 2024
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These are my favorite food (only slight hyperbole).
I recommend, in no order:
-Kettle brand
-Kettle brand air fried
-7/11
-Lay's Kettle Cooked
These chips are so strong that they will burn your tongue. They are chemical perfection that make the systems in my body dance. They are so rock and roll. No matter what size the bag, I will probably finish the bag.
I always eat the folded ones first, and then move to the unfolded ones.
Jan 31, 2024
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If you’re within an hour walk from home, you should just walk home.
I understand taking public transit or an Uber there to be on time, but you’re not rushing to get home. Thus, walk.
Feb 5, 2024