i wanted to be a forensic pathologist when i was like 10-13 (someone who does autopsies in criminal law) because i was so fucking troubled as a preteen/tween and got sucked into liveleak and runthegauntlet and bestgore (this is hopefully obvious but DON'T look up just... IYKYK) and the Tumblr realgore blogging scene before it got cracked down on and it was such a crazy internet time... 2010-2015... i've always wanted to write an essay about zoomer childhood gore addiction because i have met many others who were traumatized on the internet by this but it is very shameful once you grow out of it. would never want to do that job now, wouldn't dream of it! it is a good job for someone out there though :-). cheers to the forensic pathologists of the world for doing what literally no one else can do

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