i once listened to a podcast about streakers at national sporting events and learned that they have specially made clothes that they can rip off their bodies super quick. they dont usually get the clothes back, which is sad
Jun 6, 2024
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Nothing more horrifying than thinking of them walking in the jungle post-swim with wet jeans. So chilling, but I can’t look away.
Jan 21, 2024
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wore overalls and a tank top while shopping at the aritzia on 5th ave last saturday and while i was checking out i put my phone in the front bib pocket but missed and my phone fell down my body inside of my overalls and landed in the crotch. the absolutely radiant girl working the checkout averted her eyes. i shuffled behind a rack of denim skirts and shook my leg until the phone fell out onto the floor. i feel truly unstoppable after surviving something so mortifying. peeing my pants probably would have felt better than the feeling of my phone sliding down the inside of my overalls. nobody can hurt me
May 21, 2024
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tangenting off my last rec, my 70 year old coworker got back from texas today with her normal face and damn did i miss her!!!
there is no one like her in the whole world, shes cooler and more popular than me and i love her so much even when she can’t remember how to copy and paste even after teaching her for the 4737373th time
ok bye
Jun 5, 2024
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trying to get the local city council to make some movement with a toothless ceasefire resolution from february is weirdly crazy hard
i don’t know how inner government works and it’s confusing and it feels silly that even a small town is so bogged down in bureaucracy
idk some people advise working within the government system to change it and some advise tearing it apart to build on top and some people want to do a little bit of both and i guess i think we should use everything at our disposal
free palestine
Jun 7, 2024
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like encourage it. you‘ll find out all sorts of weird shit about your brain.
last night i dreamed my 70 year old coworker came back from texas and she looked completely different but i think we all collectively assumed she got extreme plastic surgery and didnt say anything until we realized it for sure wasn’t her
spooky but nothing like my decapit^ted heads on the beach dream
Jun 4, 2024