Do I actually work here? Nobody knows. Everyone once in a while I’ll fix somebody’s computer or restock the snacks to stay in peoples’ good graces (and so nobody asks too many questions.)
i keep the snacks stocked, fix the temperamental printer, sort out scheduling issues, and discreetly have everyone sign the card for whoever’s birthday is this week. i admire everyone so much but sometimes feel like i should hold back so i don’t distract the star employees from their important tasks