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pranked by a child at work

small boy put a plastic roach under some packaged sliced ham on the grocery store conveyor belt. i jumped

@capyboppy

Apr 2, 2024

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ANTI REC: THE STRAY

This motherfucker made my poor idiot prince scream at the top of his lungs the other day and when I tried to soothe Dorito and be nice to it (naming it Raimi for now because it lurks around like the Evil Dead camera in the woods), he fucking SWUNG at us. I had to shift into "get the fuck off my property and never talk to my son again" dad mode right quick. And today at approx. 5:37 in the morning after a hell week, the little shithead made his second appearance. I just want to sleep.

@bear4s

6d ago

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Does this count?

I worked at a wildlife rescue for two summers. This was my memory from 8 years ago. The strength I had not to steal a baby opossum…

@mossyelfie

Jul 12, 2024

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mismatching cities to their nicknames

“los angeles, the windy city” “portland, the big apple” “sacramento, the city that never sleeps” stupidest thing that makes me giggle every time

@emmystpierre

Aug 8, 2024

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having what she’s having

started copying my friends’ drink orders for a round to get me out of my routine bevvies! it’s fun and cute and then you match and try something you wouldn’t normally

@emmystpierre

Nov 11, 2024

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libby widget

instead of the endless scroll, i see my book and think “whoa reading” and read. then i scroll later, or in the best cases don’t scroll at all

@emmystpierre

Jul 19, 2024