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young invert comes out on the balcony and gives an improvised speech ending in ritual disembowelment
Aug 3, 2024
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i am working at this camp next to a catholic church and the things i have seen in the past few weeks are simply beyond…
- large funeral procession including bagpipers, a hearse, pallbearers, occurring in front of the children. the kiddos were all doing camp things and in the background was just hundreds of people in black, funeral bagpipes, the whole production
- food deliveries for the priests (?!): notables include lobster and an entire fucking pig (pictured)
- creepy guys (not doing the catholic stereotypes any favors not sorry) - one man said he would run over the children if they didn’t get out of his way when he was—you may have guessed it—delivering food for the priests! another one went in the building, exited and went to his car, then came over to me with a ketchup bottle and squeezed it on me ! but surprise it was just one of those gag bottles that has red yarn instead of actual ketchup. he said the bit was “better than a cup of coffee in the morning” and that he “does it to his wife every day”
Jun 28, 2024
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Blueberry scented candle in the bathroom
Leave the lights on
40 oz of malt liquor drink it
Pee it out into the sink
Start an instagram live
Ill be the first viewer :0 aaaa spooky scary the spell worked
Jun 19, 2024
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The trap house toilet was in a dire state; it had clogged and the waste was building up as more unconscientious inebriated men had their way with it. The family maid of our gracious host had a horror show waiting for her when she visited this apartment the next morning.
I stepped out into the dark side yard to smoke a cigarette and he followed me; without warning, he unzipped his fly, whipped out his appendage, and began pissing right next to my feet. I felt almost as if I were witnessing a dog marking its territory; curiously, I glanced down momentarily at the source of the steady stream, squinting and struggling to make any details out in the nonexistent light. I frowned—hoping he hadn’t noticed that he successfully made me look—then lifted my still narrowed eyes back up to continue staring into middle distance as I took another drag. He shook it out, zipped back up, and lit his own cigarette to smoke alongside me.
Feb 20, 2025
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