These arenât for every table, i kinda litmus test the guests in my intro to see what kind of bits they can tolerate. I ~work~ for my tips.
We have a roll called the hoki poki, so anytime someone orders it i call and repeat âturn yourself aroundâ, if the table gets a kick out of that, iâll spin in a circle when i drop it off.
Anytime someone orders the crispy rice i say âyep defffffinitely been here beforeâ
When i check the birthday guestâs ID I say âwow it REALLY is your birthdayâ
When i serve a couple celebrating an anniversary, iâll ask how many years and then be like, âcongrats on the love and stuff,â (very buffy coded)
When a guest asks where a certain fish is from, before i tell them the real answer, ie alaskan salmon, i say âthe oceanâ
Aug 8, 2024
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Called in an order for the local habibi owned pizza spot when I usually DoorDash it.
I always try to write a sweet note in the special requests field on the DD app. Iâve been doing it since COVID 2020 bc working service sucks most times.
A little poem, compliments about a dish, asking them a question (sometimes they answer), or just saying have a nice day, thank you for feeding my lazy ass.
Anyways
I asked for my chicken alfredo extra saucy and he goes âHellena? Oh yeah I know your order. Do you like shrimp too?â
âHell yeah, brother.â
20 minutes later I had extra saucy chicken and shrimp Alfredo, a half slab of garlic bread and not one but two drinks.
Love you, Moe and your pasta.
Jan 25, 2024
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No I just live a sensuous snacking lifestyleâŠ
Nov 25, 2024
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the guy at the store should know you, the man running the halal truck should know your order, your barista should know your name and you should know theirs, you should have a borderline flirtatious banter going with a bartender at your favorite dive bar
Jun 14, 2024
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- my lore is interesting
- people enjoy being around me
- my anecdotes are unique
- i donât scare people
- my best is actually good
- i can perform hard tasks
- my confidence isnât a facade
- i am a bundle of joy
May 6, 2024
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Builds character, confidence, and discipline. The only person in charge of your mess is you! When you get home you can turn the performance off! Naked time anytime!
Apr 17, 2025