You know the old commercial tagline: "Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's."
All you need to do is be at the ready for when people are starting to list things out loud. It can be about anything. After the second thing they list, you just interject with "Papa John's." When properly executed, the results can be hilarious.
Example:
Person 1: "You've had low attendance, you're not participating in class-"
Person 2: "Papa John's."
I did this when I was taking portraits for an author's book jacket and got a photograph of him mid cackle. He's been using it as part of his press tour, and honestly, it's one of my greatest life accomplishments.
Aug 13, 2024
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every night after i lock the doors at work i say this to whoever is there. doesn’t matter if it was a successful night at the pizza store or not.
also calling everything a store. the gas store. the weed store. the food store. etc. i got the bit from it’s always sunny when i think mac is talking about the hamburger store or something
May 9, 2025
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Cliché, but cliché for a reason. It's delicious, sometimes better than the night before.
Feb 14, 2025
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For the past couple of years, I have collected a haul of photos of celebrities eating pizza in pizzarias. I was going to make a zine with all my favs (Kevin Spacey at Joes, The Kardashians at Prince Street, Paul Giamonte at Champion Pizza, etc.), but it has since turned into an obsession of mine. Some people catch Pokemon, I collect photos of your fav stars with my fav pizza guys.
Dec 26, 2022
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Here it is, folks! Volume I of what could very well be a continuous project. Thank you so much to everyone that submitted - I smiled the entire time I was putting this together. It's best listened to with headphones ☺️
Liner Notes:
This collection of field recordings is a collaborative effort with users of PI.FYI, each of which recorded their own pieces. It features audio from all over the world and exhibits eclectic moments from London Underground commutes to cuckoo bird calls in Dhaka to the sounds of a century-old American diner.
Online communities like PI.FYI often represent a diverse set of people, places, and experiences, but together, the submissions form a living collage that highlights the commonalities of modern life - a unifying message for such a tumultuous time. The first track features all of the sounds played at once in an attempt to create an audio snapshot of an online community but in their offline lives.
The individual recordings are unedited except for minor gain and compression adjustments for consistency across the collection.
Mar 29, 2025