every night after i lock the doors at work i say this to whoever is there. doesn’t matter if it was a successful night at the pizza store or not. also calling everything a store. the gas store. the weed store. the food store. etc. i got the bit from it’s always sunny when i think mac is talking about the hamburger store or something
May 9, 2025

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May 10, 2025
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i mean they all are stores are they not
May 9, 2025
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You know the old commercial tagline: "Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's." All you need to do is be at the ready for when people are starting to list things out loud. It can be about anything. After the second thing they list, you just interject with "Papa John's." When properly executed, the results can be hilarious. Example: Person 1: "You've had low attendance, you're not participating in class-" Person 2: "Papa John's." I did this when I was taking portraits for an author's book jacket and got a photograph of him mid cackle. He's been using it as part of his press tour, and honestly, it's one of my greatest life accomplishments.
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just kidding lol i always feel soo confused when i see someone in the city having any chain pizza bc like why. we’re in the mecca for pizza
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and the pizza guy loves us and delivers us free, unasked for pies. everyone i work with has fully normalized eating far too much pizza as a result. you've found your people
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