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There’s nothing more infuriating than thinking you’re gonna microwave yourself some delicious salty, buttery, popcorn. Only for it TO BE FUCKING KETTLE CORN I FUCKING HATE KETTLE CORN IF I WANTED SOMETHING SWEET Iā€˜D GO DOWN ON YOUR MOM FUCK YOU
Sep 25, 2024

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there’s microwave kettle corn? cool…
Sep 25, 2024
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natalieo there is! And I gotta say it’s a huge step backwards for the human species
Sep 25, 2024
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cut the shit microwave isnt giving you what you want.
oil in pot, make it hot, settle your kernels, watch and yearn-les, first one pop, cap on top, melt your butter, heart will flutter, amount of salt, at your fault.
advanced technique : when the popped corn is in a bowl distributes half of the butter & some of the salt— have another bowl ready (same ish size) place on top shake like flipping pancake šŸ” remove bowl distribute rest of butter and salt
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Elevate your at home movie night. 1/3 cup of kernels + 1-2 tbsp coconut oil over high heat. Agitate every few seconds while popping, take it off the heat once the popping gets sporadic.
Add butter, salt, herbs/spices… whatever. Beats the hell out of microwave corn.
Feb 3, 2024

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