No other parent is carrying the weight of looking cool on their back with me ): No one has asked me about my black single stitched shirt ): No one even knows that I designed the shorts I’m wearing ): It’s all nannies and people wearing Lulu & On sneakers ): My daughter is the only child whose outfit matches ): Why is your child wearing adidas track pants at 3 years old are you trying to establish his legacy as a d-bag frat boy so young? ):
There’s nothing more infuriating than thinking you’re gonna microwave yourself some delicious salty, buttery, popcorn. Only for it TO BE FUCKING KETTLE CORN I FUCKING HATE KETTLE CORN IF I WANTED SOMETHING SWEET I‘D GO DOWN ON YOUR MOM FUCK YOU
