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(To react to messages using the image of an expressive squirrel).
My qualifications: I have an entire album in my photos dedicated just to squirrels, I live near UC Berkeley (known for squirrels). This is my version of what you should respond with when you don't know what to say.
Times you should use SQUIRREL: - A boy is texting you in that atrocious/flirtatious boyish way? = SQUIRREL - Someone wants to make plans but you feel like a _______ (squirrel)? = SQUIRREL - You're friend's an awkward texter? = SQUIRREL - YOU'RE an awkward texter? = SQUIRREL - Your friend uses emojis you don't have the energy to start translating? = SQUIRREL
The only time I wouldn't use a SQUIRREL would be to your grandparents. They're gonna assume that you took that picture and then it just starts to feel like a lie. But answering with SQUIRREL is literally the most innocent alternative ever.
Recommendations: - Find SQUIRRELS on Pinterest - DO NOT try to explain the squirrel (SQUIRREL means you send an image and nothing else) - If you don't think squirrels resonate with your personality, please choose a different animal (that isn't a dog or cat).
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Oct 26, 2024

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I’m a Cal alum and can confirm a squirrel once stole a chip OUT OF MY HAND on campus. They know no bounds
Oct 26, 2024
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SQUIRREL IN MY PANTS okay Candace from Phineas & Ferb
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