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Being observed by squirrels

What they thinkin’ ‘bout?

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Fat squirrel

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squirrel reactions

(To react to messages using the image of an expressive squirrel). My qualifications: I have an entire album in my photos dedicated just to squirrels, I live near UC Berkeley (known for squirrels). This is my version of what you should respond with when you don't know what to say. Times you should use SQUIRREL: - A boy is texting you in that atrocious/flirtatious boyish way? = SQUIRREL - Someone wants to make plans but you feel like a _______ (squirrel)? = SQUIRREL - You're friend's an awkward texter? = SQUIRREL - YOU'RE an awkward texter? = SQUIRREL - Your friend uses emojis you don't have the energy to start translating? = SQUIRREL The only time I wouldn't use a SQUIRREL would be to your grandparents. They're gonna assume that you took that picture and then it just starts to feel like a lie. But answering with SQUIRREL is literally the most innocent alternative ever. Recommendations: - Find SQUIRRELS on Pinterest - DO NOT try to explain the squirrel (SQUIRREL means you send an image and nothing else) - If you don't think squirrels resonate with your personality, please choose a different animal (that isn't a dog or cat).

@apricot

Oct 26, 2024

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remember Palestine

The occupation persists, the oppression persists, the torture persists. The occupiers are psychotic and their work is never finished. People who’ve paid attention won’t be surprised by this photo from Gaza.

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I’m 50, I say because that makes me unusual in this context. I paid [redacted] for a ticket to the Eras Tour after listening to tswift for 3 weeks, and it was worth it. In second grade my teacher gave kids birthday spankings over her knee, and in sixth grade my teacher told my mom I hadn’t blossomed yet. I’m a good friend, mostly to people on the internet. I’m good at conversing with strangers. I’m usually the oldest person at the show but don’t feel like it. I’m good at being helpful. I’m sarcastic and funny and make myself laugh. I’m a good graphic designer and a conscientious driver. I’m a good photographer and I can successfully follow recipes. I don’t use my Peloton enough. I did a lot of caregiving for my mom for several years, and we enjoyed spending time together even if it was mostly in waiting rooms and my car. The fastest I ever ran a mile was eight minutes and six seconds. I drove the same car for 20 years and then replaced it with another one. I enjoy tipping, giving money to people on the street and Disneyland. I am a fan of baseball, Formula 1 racing and the Criterion Channel. I solve about 80% of New York Times crosswords. I take Prozac and Wellbutrin, and take Trazodone to sleep through the night. I wish I had a glassed in solarium so I could sleep in it on rainy nights. I would like to have a pet cat and a garage. I could happily live eating only cereal and fruit. I overshare on the internet and undershare elsewhere. ✌️💛

@bee1000

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