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Skim milk is the best milk Whole milk has bad texture 2% is for coffee 1% is for cereal Oat milk is for heroes Soy milk is milk-passing Coconut milk is for hospital cafeterias Almond milk is self defeating Skim milk is the best milk
Nov 2, 2024

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i grew up drinking skim and was disgusted with milk but now that ive been making my own food decisions for 12 years i'm delighted to report that whole milk is tasty and everyone deserves to drink it. i don't do the whole glass of it style move because i'm not a complete freak pervert but i do use it in cooking and sometimes make protein shakes with it. skim milk should be outlawed
Feb 4, 2024
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The superior milk. Oat milk blah blah soy milk blah blah almond milk wastes so much water blahhhhhh. I don’t care
Dec 12, 2024
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down with oat milk
Jan 25, 2024

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Wait in the line. Wait in the fucking line, talk to the cashier and make a joke. Hone your small talk. if we stop using the express checkouts they will shut em down. They’ll give the cashiers more hours, more demand and more money. it’ll result in them having more power. Talking shit about AI is easy but now it’s time to choose the people over the robots in person. In real life.
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I think a lot of kids grow up with largely friends of their same gender. That’s the problem. Heteronormativity and seperating the genders in every aspect of life. sports, activities, friend groups. We condition men (and women!) to begin othering the opposite sex from birth. When in doubt, ungender it.
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sometimes when things go wrong you just gotta dial that shit and decompress a tad
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