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Okay so this is prob what NOT to do, but whenever I’m depressed or have any inconvenience whatsoever, I go to Erewhon in LA obv and get the Tumeric Crush smoothie. Something about it is so… delishie. It’s rather tart so prepare for that. But it’s mother, and helps with tummy probs and Erewhon takes EBT. It’s humiliating and the people that work there (get it) but also are like… girl what are you doing. You literally have to announce that you're using EBT or the transaction wont go thru. If you use EBT Trader Joes is true Supreme Mother for groceries tho.
Dec 4, 2024
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i don’t know the science but it really helps especially if it’s trader joe’s
Jan 30, 2024
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the online shopping epidemic must end you must stroll the aisles of bed bath and beyond for a new electric toothbrush and speak with eric, the general manager and you must go to the frozen yogurt shop on a whim next door and politely nod and smile when the older lady next to you tells you that she only comes here on thursdays because you get 50 cents off if you show military id and that strawberry is just her favorite flavor, she can’t get enough of the stuff
May 6, 2024
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As an anthropological study? And well spent leisure time? Listen to music + see cool things + interesting people + look at peoples carts + analyze their behaviors + buy things you don’t need but want to try out
Today they had a 2/$5 deal with the strawberry cartons. And I got protein oat milk (please don’t shoot me). i saw an old guy with tattoos all over his face and body and smiled at him and he kind of sorta smirked back. A lady tried cutting in line but I made a stank face and she apologized and pretended to not notice! And got behind me. And I got help from a Tim Cook looking clerk because the self checkout was bugging out. I don’t shoplift anymore out of fear and because I have a contract with morality! It’s Holy Week!
Mar 31, 2024
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Yall need to stop drinking lmao its soooooooo nasty. Like are you okay? You donnnnt need vodka 4 times a week. Learn to be cute sober. It’s more powerful. That being said, I’m an alcoholic and drank excessively for 13 years so ://// I get it. But once you harness your sober powers you can do anything.
Dec 4, 2024
Crunt: If something is crunt or crunted, its cunt but it’s also runted. Like weird, deformed, and gorgeous. Ex: my new bangs are so crunted; the main character from Chimp Crazy is crunted
Becca: If someone is a Becca, they are your bestie, but also the most annoying person in the world. They are insufferable yet you can’t quit them. Ex: Kaylor from Love Island is so becca, she’s becca down.
if someone is being especially naughty, you can call them Rebecca. If they’re being super fun, you can call them Becks.
Eenkgow: This is how I (a transwoman) says “thank you”. If you say it soft and fast enough, it passes as a cis-woman saying “thank you” in a flirty way. If youre being clocked on the reg, try this out for size.
Dec 4, 2024
If you’re miserable and feel like you may be trans, you are trans. Start slow if you’d like, but try playing around with presentation, no matter what gender, serve it fiercely. If you’re in a safe enough environment, let them have it. Serve it ancient city style on the JMZ.
Dec 4, 2024