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It’s pricey so should be used for special occasions like if you’re going to a wedding or if you're seeing your ex boyfriend for the first time in a year. When you put it on it looks like there is cum all over your face but once you take it off you are transformed from 12 day Sue in The Substance to day 1 Sue.
Dec 10, 2024
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instead of disposable sheet masks, get a reusable silicone one and use moisturizing toners/serums underneath. u can wear it longer than the disposable ones and u get to look like a sexy alien
Apr 27, 2024
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This stuff rocks ass. It doesn’t give you a weird burning sensation, it smells sort of like your middle school art classroom (in a good way), and one jar seems to last forever. When you’re finished, slap on some Aveeno face moisturizer and continue living your best American Psycho life.
Sep 16, 2020
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These things rule and feel so good
Mar 10, 2024
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Some people think they are vermin but I think they’re perfect. My backyard has basically become a deer sanctuary and I should be paid by the government, not that the government has any stake in deer population upkeep. Sometimes I get nothing done because I spend the entire day watching deer eat all my plants.
I've been trying to gain their affection. My whole algorithm is now those videos of people who end up saving a deer and then the next day the deer shows up at their door and loves them forever. I obviously don’t want something bad to happen to a deer that would then force me to save them, but if it did end up happening, that'd be cool. Until then, I’ve realized, as I have in my romantic life, that the only way to attract another being is to sit very still and not make any sudden movements.
Dec 10, 2024
My new thing when I’m suffering at the hands of my own mind is saying “help” out loud without any context and when there is nothing anyone can actually do to help me. I say it multiple times a day and in front of anyone who happens to be around me.
Dec 10, 2024
These are my boys. For a good time read ‘The Trouble With Being Born’ by Cioran and anything related to Schopenhauer. I really enjoy the brief moment where they make me feel like an optimist. Warning: do not read while pregnant. If you don’t want to read, which I understand, then I guess I’m just recommending pessimism in general?
Dec 10, 2024