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nothing really gets the whole room going at karaoke than a song that everyone deeply, unconsciously loves, but often forgets about. when you sing "COOL" you get to use your sexy voice, so everyone in the room gets completely rock hard. this is a song in everyone's range, so you're welcome, you'll sound really good at singing. AND it's short, so you won't have to worry about shredding your throat too much. have fun impressing everyone in the room with how COOLÂ you are!!! (i probably just got you laid with this amazing suggestion).
Dec 23, 2021
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I love karaoke and have spent years painstakingly crafting and empirically testing a list of perfect tracks. These are those tracks.Â
EASY (low-effort crowd pleasers):Â
Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus
Cool by Gwen Stefani
Hand in my Pocket by Alanis MorissetteÂ
Torn by Natalie ImbrugliaÂ
INTERMEDIATE (either stylistically harder or easy but requires moxie):Â
Laid by James
I Touch Myself by the DivinylsÂ
Cherry Bomb by the RunawaysÂ
Common People by Pulp
HARD (requires moxie and technical skill):Â
Hook by Blues TravellerÂ
Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind(If you pull off Semi-Charmed Life in a public karaoke setting, you are potentially about to fuck the most bitches that anyone has ever fucked. Personal note: I can run this track start to finish without so much as GLANCING at the lyrics..)
BONUS: I'm So Tired by Fugazi. In my opinion, this is the funniest karaoke track ever. Play it really straight.
May 24, 2022
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sorry guys but few things are more cathartic than using your lowest register, at your loudest, to sing “higher” and “with arms wide open”.
after all, karaoke is where we go to collectively celebrate our favorite bottom of the barrel popular music. once again i tell you it’s cathartic!!
Apr 5, 2024
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i host karaoke as a job so i’ve always taken it upon myself to have an absolutely insane list of songs to sing based on any possible scenario
some examples:
CAMPY 2000S FUN:
with you - jessica simpson (if anyone sings stars are blind i pull this one out)
BAR IS EMPTY AND I’M FEELING SELF-INDULGENT:
wild at heart - lana del rey
Jan 29, 2024
Top Recs from @sarah-squirm
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What makes me feel safe? Wearing underwear that goes all the way up to my nipples. Full-coverage undies that secure my whole ass, lips and bush and also the clean white cotton gives my hole some air to BREATHE. those Parade undies everyone else wears are made of like plastic and i feel like my wide ass and fat lips eat them completely up. why does everyone look so good wearing them on instagram? on the other hand, classic hanes briefs? they're white, huge and they come in packs of ten??? honey, you just got yourself a sexy little diaper!
Dec 23, 2021
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this is soooo 2000-and-late of me, but i can watch this dumb shit for literally hours at a time, and i mean hours. everyone on the planet can agree on one thing: that literally nothing is funnier than the Grape Stomping Lady falling down. and if we can all get behind laughing in harmony at one funny thing? well, honey? that's World Peace!
Dec 23, 2021
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black licorice rocks my whole entire world- it's rude and disgusting, which is why i love it and always keep a little on me, getting weird and melted at the bottom of my bag. candy is for children but black licorice is for cool grown ups. here are some of the craziest kinds:PANDA, the sweet kind: for when you need to wash down a savory meal with a little sweet treat!WHEELS, the hard kind: for when you don't want to chew on something with the consistency of food, and would rather chew on something with the consistency of plastic.CHIPS, the minty kind: for when you need a cure! weird cough, weird throat or weird stomach, these are basically like the candy cure for all of that! tiny little hard licorice treats that are mentholated so they taste medical, eating them feels like it's good for you! sometimes i will eat one of these after every meal because it feels like mouthwash for your entire guts. i'm so jewish that sometimes i need help digesting food, and these minty lil guys help me wash it all down. they're also the perfect texture: hard and teeth-destroying. i like carrying them around in my bag because they make the whole bottom of my bag smell like a clean hospital.VENCO CATS, the savory kind: for when you don't want to share your candy with anyone, so you purposefully find unappealing candy that smells/tastes too gross. the bag smells like shit as soon as you open it, so no one ever wants a piece of your candy once you crack these puppies open. they're a little sweet and perfectly hard, and eating just one is enough of a candy treat to tide you over for the day.HARIBO PIRATE COINS "PIRATOS", the salty kind: for when you want to punish yourself with something actually disgusting, and clear out everything in your entire body. want to reset the flavor alignment with your tongue? want to completely erase the feeling of your entire body? want something that will kill you dead, so that you can be reborn again? eat one of these salty pirate coins and you'll have to throw your whole mouth away and get a new one! wanna play a mean trick on someone? offer them one of these Danish delights and they will never forgive you for what you have done to them. eating a single coin is like swallowing an entire salt shaker whole.
Dec 23, 2021