Texting in the bubble is too much pressure! The iMessage interface is not conducive to creativity or expression, and I need a blank canvas to fill with my feelings, carefully constructed around the precise rhythmic momentum I’m looking to get across, conveying both pretense and intimacy. And then of course you must space them out into paragraphs and send them slowly to simulate texting in real time 🙈🙈🙈
A juicy story that’s too long and complex to text, sentiment that’s too sincere to convey in writing, someone singing a song, or part of a chain of messages in a group chat where we’re doing silly voices and riffing like it’s C*****n podcast